All Signals
The journal, from the latest Signal back to the first.
Camera Obscura
"And when I see you, I really see you upside down. But my brain knows better, it picks you up and turns you around." — Death Cab for Cutie "A Lack of Color"
Membership pending. Spreadsheet energy activated.
If you've ever spent a Saturday in the Magic Kingdom, none of this will seem ridiculous to you.
The Picard Problem
Jean-Luc Picard was a great captain. I'm not entirely convinced he'd make a great engineering manager.
All the Tests Passed
The agent wrote the code and tests from the same mistaken understanding. The tests were written to confirm that the world worked wrong, and everything went green.